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PLEASE KEEP REBLOGGING

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Sadly, her body has already been found on March 2, 2010 - check snopes

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/missing/king.asp

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why do they call it the xbox 360?

totinosbillymaysrolls:

because when you see it, you’ll turn 360 degrees and walk away

Erm.. wouldn’t 360 be a full circle - and right back towards it? It’s not the XBox 180 silly!

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filthyphil:

tumblrrinserepeat:

Peeing in the shower

And, as we learned in elementary school, follow this rule fuckers: IF IT’S YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW. Save da Urff ya’ll.

Erm.. 1157 a year? Most toilets are 1.5 gallons per flush. So a shower a day would be 365*1.5=547.5 gallons.

You’d have to pee in your shower daily… and I guess you’re supposed to just get in the non-running shower to whiz 2 more times a day - like a giant walk-in urinal!! lol

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I’m level 80 procrastinator.

wizkid:

Beat me.

I’m still lvl 79.. I’ll beat you later.

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inabliss:

I declare a thumb war

5,6,7,8

I use that hand to masturbate

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captainoo:

NECTAR OF THE GODS.

I want to try one of these.. but I’m not sure what’s what. There’s only one place near here to get them, and a friend tried one, but said it was nasty. I think they may not have ordered the right type/combo. I wanna know what to order before I make the hour+ drive out there!

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christinetruong:lysvillamar:jaleenicole:adorableillusionicannothide:terraburnspopcorn:grindelwald:you-got-iantowned:captaincadiwack:justanotherprettylie:krumpkin

omg must find glue bottle.

still do

oh my god omg

MY FRIENDS YELL AT ME. THEY’RE LIKE LOL WUT R U DOING?

OMG

omg i thought i was the only one haha

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Reblog with your year of birth.

ithreatenedtostapleher:

triphop:

pertoleum:

beckysophia:

thatnewcarsmell:

inglouriousbitch:

20julyplot:

1991:

inflightradio:

planetariums:

piniyopo:

thingshavechanged:

rantsraveandreblogs:

1996.
Just curious.

1996 as well.

Wow I feel so young now.

1993

I feel old D; At school I feel so young

1993

HOLY FCUK YEW GUISE R BABIES

lol omg 1992.

WTF YOU ARE BABIES GET OFF THE INTERNET also 1991

1989 and wait people born in 1996 are old enough to use the internet? jesus christ.

^ what she said ^

*cries on the inside* 1985.

1994 :D

1994. I feel obliged to do these but then my followers will be all like, ‘AW SHE’S SO YOUNG.’ But I’m pretty sure all my followers are cool and a lot of them are my age anyway.

1990

fuck I feel old.

1993

1995 >_>